我要Dead Boss《老板之死（2012）》第一季第五集完整中英文对照剧本

I now sentence you to twelve years.Objection!

本庭判处你有期徒刑十二年反对!

I didn't kill Eric Bridges, I. . .

我没杀Eric Bridges我. . .

What about Justin?

Justin怎么说?

He wouldn'tjust leave me here to rot.

他不会让我在这里自生自灭的

I needto unlockhere before I can unlock her.

我只有先解开心结才能去救她

Call it women's intuition,but that bitch is all over this.

就算是女人的直觉吧那个贱♥人♥绝对脱不了干系Oh,nice one.Yes!

噢干得好好极了!

You need to tell me exactly what is going on.

你必须向我彻底坦白

<i>Dear Maurice,thank you for your postcard.

亲爱的Maurice谢谢你的明信片

In answer to your query,</i>

关于你的问题

<i>yes, I have seen</i>Last Tango in Paris

是的我看了《巴黎最后的探戈》

<i>but not recently enough to recall that particular scene</i>但时过境迁回想不起那特别的一幕了

<i>you described in such vivid,vivid detail.</i>

虽然你的描述那么生动细致

<i>So what news?My lawyer Tony is now back on the case</i>有何进展?我的律师T o ny重回本案了

<i>and I'm all for second chances,except with epilators.</i>我准备好起死回生了除了那些脱毛器

<i>What a waste of 30 quid.</i>

白白浪费了我30镑

<i>He seems to believe he's made a breakthrough.</i>

他好像觉得自己有了突破

What money?I don't know anything about any money.

什么钱?我对此一无所知

Well,your colleagues will begto differ.Which colleagues?Who?你的同事们可不这么说哪个同事?谁?

I couldn't see their faces but one of them seemed to be suggesting我看不到他们的脸但是好像有人暗示you were a"lying slag". . .

你是个"说谎精". . .

Tony!My reputation at work was second-to-none.

T o ny!我在工作上的名誉是最好的

Everyone respected me.

大家都尊重我

There is not one person in there who thought anything other. . .

没有一个人会有其他想法. . .

I bet it was Mary.Or Claire.

我敢打赌一定是Mary或者Claire

Well,the lawyer instinct in me is strong.

我有很强的律师直觉

Could have been Sjilla. It tells me something fishy's happening there.也可能是Sjilla我觉得这其中有猫腻

Well,what about Henry?We could get him to find out what's going on.Henry怎么样?我们可以让他去调查

No,we can't trust anybody!

不行我们不能相信仸何人!

Except maybe family.

除了家人

Let's get Laura back in that office.

我们让Laura回办公室去

Working from the inside.

和我们里应外合

<i>Henry, if you're not standing in front of my desk in five seconds,</i>Henry如果你5秒内没站在我的办公桌前

I will be usingyour arsehole as a pencil sharpener

我就把你的后&hearts;庭&hearts;变成卷笔刀oryourcockasahole-punch.Yourchoice.

或者把你的家伙变成打眼机你看着办吧

Yes.

进来

I caught this shady bitch snooping around the office last night.

我昨晚抓住了这个四处偷&hearts;窥&hearts;的可疑贱&hearts;人&hearts;And she ain't saying diddly squat so you better tell me what's going on.她不肯老实交代所以你最好告诉我到底怎么了

Mary,what were you doing snooping around the office last night?Mary你昨晚偷偷摸摸在办公室干嘛?

As I told Mrs Bridges 72 times,

我对Bridges太太说了72遍了

I was doingsome research

我在为神秘圣诞老人兔子

for Secret Santa's bunny.

查资料

That explains everything,right?

问题解决了对吗?

If that's all,

如果没别的事

I've got an order of cappuccino marble tiles to get off,so. . .

我还要处理卡布奇诺大理石瓷砖的订单所以. . .

Of course.

当然

Hello, is thatthe police?

你好是警&hearts;察&hearts;局吗?

Yeah, I'd like to report a break-in.Oh,yeah, I did.

是我报告有人非法闯入哦是的我有

I got a really good look at her.Yeah.5'2' .Very late 40s.

她的长相我看得很清楚五尺二寸高将近50岁

Shifty-looking rat eyes.Virgin.

狡猾的老鼠眼老处&hearts;女&hearts;

Looks like one of themwitches out of thatkid's book<i>The Witches</i>.像从童话书《女巫》里面跑出来的一样

Oh,hang on, I'll just ask her.

哦等等我来问她

What were you doing breaking in to the office,Mary?

Mary你偷偷进办公室干了什么?

I think we should talk.

我想我们应该谈谈

I'm still connected,Henry.Cheeseballs!

Henry我仍然在线可恶!

Well, it's that time of year again,officers.

长官们又到了一年一度的

The annual prison choir sing-off.

年度监狱合唱大赛了

This year we've been drawn against HMP

今年我们的对手是HMP

Woolley Grange Prison.

Woolley Grange监狱

They have a reputation for choral excellence

据说他们有很优秀的合唱队and reforming some of the most disgusting nonces

还成功改造了本国一些最恶心的and bum ticklers in the country.

强&hearts;奸&hearts;犯和流浪汉

Which means we are going to have to up our game.

这意味着我们必须提高实力

Can't have a repeat of lastyear,can we,Frank?

可不能重复去年的悲剧对吗Frank?

Oh,come on.Everyone loves nine fatgirls on a see-saw.

拜托大家都爱看九个胖姑娘坐跷跷板

So,Tim, I'd like you to conductthe choirthis year.

所以Tim我希望今年由你来负责合唱比赛

You're pulling my dong.Wow!

你是在说笑吧哇哦!

I was not expecting this.

太出人意料了

Oh,ma'am, I'dbe honoured. I will notletyou down.

夫人我感到万分荣幸我不会让你失望的

I would like,with your permission,to refer to the choir

希望你能允许我把合唱团命名为as the glee club.

欢乐合唱团

You can call itwhatyou like. I don't give a monkey's armpit,随你的便吧我不关心这些as long as you bringhome the silver.

只要你把奖杯拿回来就行了

Have you got what it takes to sing

你具备代表本监狱与HMPfor your prison against

Woolley Grange进行

HMP Woolley Grange?!

合唱比赛的条件吗?!

Ooh!Woolley Grange boys!

噢!Woolley Grange男孩!

Nigel!Who's got a pen?Who's got a pen?!

Nigel!谁有笔?谁有笔?!

Give me the pen!

把笔给我!

I'm tellingyou,Helen,this is our moment.

听我说Helen我们的机会来了

It's like Martine McCutcheon said. . .

就像玛汀·麦古基安说的那样. . .

Yeah,well,Martine McCutcheon was also knocked down and killed玛汀·麦古基安也在圣诞特辑里

in a Christmas special so. ..you know,

被撞死了所以.. .你懂的she's not exactly one to talk.

她不是很恰当的例子

Oh,but the Woolley Grange boys are coming!

但是Woolley Grange男孩要来了!

Nigel's back this year.Oh.My.God.Stop!

Nigel今年回来了我的天啊打住!

I need to focus on getting out of here,OK.

我要专注于离开这儿好吗

Not some stupid, silly singing competition.

而不是什么愚蠢可笑的唱歌&hearts;比赛

I'm stuck in prison for a crime I didn't commit.

我是蒙冤入狱的

There is no music in my world.

我的世界里没有音乐

But it's singing,Helen! It's<i>singing</i>.

但这是唱歌&hearts;啊Helen!是唱歌&hearts;啊

Who doesn't enjoy a good sing-song?

谁不喜欢一首好歌&hearts;呢?

This girl.

本姑娘

Her performing days are over.

她的演艺生涯已经结束了

Sure,she used to sing.

当然她以前唱过

Shewas once comparedto ayoung Michael Ball.

她曾被称为小迈克尔·波尔

But she's done with that razzmatazz.And she's never. . .但风光不再她也不会. . .

Never going baaaaaacccck!

不会再重返舞台了!

Are you aboutto burst into song?No!

你准备唱歌&hearts;了吗?不!

Look,good luckwith it all,Christine,but singing's not for me.祝你好运Christine但唱歌&hearts;与我无关

Me,me,me,me,me. . .mi mi mi mi mi. . .

I-I-I-I. . .Honestly,

我我我我. . .说实话

I'veno idea. -Oh,come on.

我也不知情-哦得了吧

So,you're re-capping to me that my late husband stole nearly所以你是说我的亡夫偷了将近

1 million pound from the lotto winnings and now he's dead,一百万英镑的乐透奖金现在他死了the money's gone and you have no idea where it is?

钱也不见了而你不知道钱在哪?

It's true!

千真万确!

Well,how aboutthis for a bit of brainwork,

来动动脑怎么样the woman who's behind bars for killing my husband,

那个杀了我丈夫在坐牢的女人who ran the bloody lotto,might know a little summink about it,是她管理那该死的乐透可能会知道一些内情don'tyou think?

是不是?

Yes!That's what I said!That bitch's paws are all over this.

是的!我也是这么说的!都是那个贱&hearts;人&hearts;搞的鬼So. . .Sorry, just to re-recap,

所以.. .抱歉只是确认下are you sayingyou're not goingto call the police?

你是说你不会报&hearts;警&hearts;吗?

What I'm saying is, if you should find the money,

我想说的是如果你找到了钱

I want half of it!

我要一半!

When you say half,

你说一半是指一半的一半吗do you mean half of half,because we've already halved. . .

因为我们已经对半分了. . .

I want a whole half.

我要全部的一半

Anyway, I've got a little summink up my sleeve that might just find不管怎样我还有张底牌this cash quicker than you two festival turds have managed.可以比你们这俩小丑更快找到钱

I'm just gonna have to pick my moment.

我只需要找准时机

Yeah,no. I'm in the flat. I just. . .

不我在公&hearts;寓&hearts;里我. . .

We need to talk about Piccalilli.

我们得谈谈Piccalilli的事

I think he's pregnant.

我想他怀孕了

How can you sitthere so calmly on the toilet?

你怎么还能这么冷静地坐在马桶上?

We can barely look after ourselves,how are we goingto support a family of baby dogs?我们连自己都照顾不了怎么能照顾一窝狗宝宝呢?

We'll be fine.

我们可以的

Justin, in case you hadn'tnoticed,dogfood doesn'tgrow on trees.

Justin以防你忘了狗粮不长在树上

And neither does pizza.

披萨也不

Didn'tyou and Helen have ajoint account or something?

你和Helen没有联名账户之类的东西吗?

It's,ehhh. . . I've lost all the cards and stuff.

这呃. . .卡什么的我全都丢了

Well,that's just another reason to go and see her, then.

那么你又有了一个去看她的理由

You have to tell heryou're back.

你必须告诉她你回来了

Trust me,OK?I've got a plan.

相信我好吗?我有个计划

Pizza,dog food and magazines. . .?

披萨狗粮还有杂&hearts;志&hearts;. . .?

Oh,and some of those little sesame snap things.

哦还有那些芝麻脆片

OK.Wishmeluck.Goodluck.

好吧祝我好运祝你好运

I got a bottle of Yop!

我拿了一瓶蛋白饮料!

Your name,please?When's Nigel getting here?

请问你的姓名?Nigel什么时候到?

Not until the big day.Er,what will you be singing for us?

正式比赛才来呃你要唱什么?

Dip itby G Child

G Child Sovereign

Sovereign Princess.

Princess的《浸一浸》

OK.

好的

Five,six,seven,eight.

5678

#Dip your BLEEP in my motherfucking BLEEP BLEEP!##在我他妈的哔哔里浸润你的哔#

#Dip your BLEEP in my motherfucking BLEEP BLEEP!##在我他妈的哔哔里浸润你的哔#

#Dip it,dip it!Lick it, lick it. . .#

#浸润浸润舔舐舔舐. . .#

#Say you will,say youwon't!#

#说你愿意说你不愿意!#

#Say you'll do what I don't!#

#说你愿为我所不为!#

#Say you're true,say to me. . .

#说你是真实的对我说. . .

Ha!Ha!<i>C'estlavie</i>. . .#

哈!哈!这就是生活. . .#

What are ya Loike?

你觉得怎么样?

#We'll meet again.#

#我们还会再相会#

#Don'tknow where,don't knowwhen,#

#不知何地不知何时#

#but I know we'll meet again some sunny day. . .##但我知道我们还会在某个晴天再相会. . .#

#I need some stimulation,baby.#

#我需要一些刺&hearts;激&hearts;宝贝#

#A little conversation,maybe.#

#也许是和你对话#

#You got me spinning'round like crazy.#

#你使我天旋地转宛如疯狂#

#So,so,so scandalous!#

#如此如此如此可耻!#

When's Nigel getting here?

Nigel什么时候到?

Are you here to audition,Stephens?

你是来试唱的吗Stephens?

No,no, I'm just here to support Christine.

不不我只是来支持Christine的

Well,maybe I will as I'm here.

既然我来了也可以试试

I think this CV sings for itself.

我想这份履历足以说明一切了

I was compared to ayoung Michael Ball.

我曾被称为小迈克尔·波尔

#Come a little bit closer,baby.Get it on,get it on.##靠近一些宝贝兴奋起来兴奋起来#

#Cos tonight is the nightwhen two become one.##因为今夜我们合二为一#

#I need some love like I never needed love before.##我需要爱就如从未爱过#

#Wanna make love to ya,baby.#

#想和你嘿&hearts;咻&hearts;宝贝#

#I had a little love,now I'm back for more.#

#我有过一点爱现在我要更多#

#Wanna make love to ya,baby.#

#想和你嘿&hearts;咻&hearts;宝贝#

#Set your spirit free.#

#释放你的灵魂#

#It's the only way to be.#

#这是唯一的途径#

#Oooooooo,ohhhhhhh. . .#

#呜呜呜呜. . .#

#Eeeeeeeeee!#

#依依依依!#

Helen,that audition is exactly why I do this job.Helen我做这个就是为了这次试唱

It's 1,000,000%yes from me.

我百分之一百万通过

Is this the auditions?

在这儿试唱吗?

Yes,but I don't see any other name on the list.是的但是报名的人都唱过了

Virna. I'm new.

Virna我是新来的

Haveyou gota piece of music?

你有伴奏吗?

I'll do itwi'nae music.

我不需要伴奏

A cappella?Nah, I've already eaten.

清唱吗?不用我吃过东西了

#I dreamed a dream in time gone by,#