达摩Dirk Gently´s Holistic Detective Agency《全能侦探社（2016）》第二季第三集完整中英文对照剧本

Burn my farm. . .

烧我的农场. . .kill my son!

杀我的儿子

They're all bloody going to die!

他们全都死定了

Father!Father Jeppum,

父亲杰普we don't know that this was the Dengdamors,

我们不确定这是邓达摩尔家族干的and we don't know that Panto is dead!

也不清楚潘托的生死

Panto is missing.

潘托失踪了

Want me to think that they took him on some kind of holiday?难道我要认为他们带他去度假了吗

He said he was trying to get to the other world.

他说过他正在想办法去另一个世界

He said Wakti Wapnasi was going to help him

他说瓦塔蒂·瓦普纳思会帮助他to fulfill the prophecy.

实现那个预言

Ourhome is Inglenook,

炉边山谷是我们的家and the Dengdamors plan on burning it all away.

而邓达摩尔家族想把这里全烧了

It's only because of the missing boy,

都怪那个失踪的男孩

Farson!

法森

The Dengdamors think we're responsible.

邓达摩尔家族认为是我们干的

If we could just find him. . .

要是我们能找到他. . .

Find the boy?Find the boy?!

找到那个男孩找到那个男孩

My son,your brother, is dead.

我的儿子你的哥哥已经死了

Shame you,Litzibitz!

丢脸利兹碧兹

Shame you!

真是丢脸

Kellum Kni ghts!

凯勒姆骑士团

Halt! Father!

立正父亲

Pleasant evening,Sir Trost.

多么宜人的夜晚特罗斯特爵士

Didyoubringtheweaponyou showed me?

你给我看过的武器带来了吗

In the box,a gift from the Mage.

盒子里是"魔法师"送上的礼物

These men serve the Mage,Father.

父亲这些人是"魔法师"的手下

The evil that will tear our world apart.

那个将毁灭我们世界的恶魔

Abandon the prophecy.

忘了那个预言吧

This. . .

这. . .

This is real.

这才是真家伙

Death to the Dengdamors!

邓达摩尔家族死期到了

Rise and shine,everybody!

太阳晒屁♥股♥了大伙们

We got a full of day of. . .

我们有一整天的.. .well,nothing.

好吧无事可做

But now that you guys are up,you want to hang out?但你们都起床了想去哪逛逛吗

What's happening?Are we free to go?

怎么了我们可以走了吗

Just'cause you're prisoners

虽然你们是囚犯does not meanyou have to live like caged animals.但是不用像困兽一样生活

Actually,the term"prisoner" literally. . .

其实"囚犯"这个在字面上. . .

Means something different today than it used to.如今的意思和以往不一样了

Words change meaning.Like"literally,"

词语会改变含义比如"字面上地"which now figuratively means"totally."

现在象征性地意味着"完全地"

So it's perfectly acceptable to say. . .

所以完全可以这样说. . .

It's too early for this. Excuse me,Tina,

大早上的就别说了不好意思蒂娜

I know this is a strange ask,

我知道这个要求有点奇怪but,um,do you have any clothes I could wear?

但是请问有我能穿的衣服吗

Clothes?Sure.

衣服当然有

We got all sorts of old uniforms.

我们有各种各样的旧制♥服♥

You're offering us. . .police uniforms?

你要给我们穿警♥察♥制♥服♥吗Old ones.Plus, if youwantto look,

旧制♥服♥再说了如果你们想看

Hobbs has got stuff in evidence lock-up

霍布斯在证物柜里还琐了很多东西from the campgrounds every year after Sound of Nothing,每年从"鸦雀无声"露营地里弄来的since, like,the'80s.

八十年代就开始了

And by"Sound of Nothing,"You mean. . .

"鸦雀无声"指的是. . .

It's a music festival.

一个音乐节

You're telling me

你是说you've got, like,vintage police uniforms

你们有老式的警♥察♥制♥服♥and old rock star,hippy clothes,

还有老式的摇滚明星嬉皮士衣服and you're justwillingto let us wear them?

而且你们还愿意让我们穿

Yep.Wantto come on out and take a look?

没错想出来看看吗

Okay.

好的

Door.

开门

Oh,yeah,sorry,sorry!

抱歉抱歉

Best case ever.

最好的案子

Wait,don'tlookyet.

等等先别看

Okay,come on.

得了别躲了

It's not like I haven't seen it all before.

你光屁♥股♥我又不是没见过

Not in this harsh lighting.

没在这么亮的地方

You look great,though. It suits you.

不过你看起来很棒很适吅你

This feels wrong.

感觉不对

I mean,yeah, I've wanted to work in

虽然我这辈子都想在law enforcement my entire life,

执法机关工作just like the rest of my family,but. . .

就像我的家人一样但是. . .

I mean,a uniform is something to be. . .earned.

穿制♥服♥的权利应该是争取来的Wait. . .

等等

Ma'am,do you have any idea how fastyou were going?女士你知道你刚刚车速有多快吗

Oh,officer,was I going too fast?

警官我超速了吗

Yep. I became a cop'cause I love guns

是的我当警♥察♥是因为我喜欢枪every bit as much as I hate fun. . .

和讨厌娱乐的程度一样. . .

Okay,you're ruining it.Right.

气氛都被你毁了好吧

Sorry!

对不起

Oh. . .okay.

好了

Wouldyou look atthat?

你看到了吗

Nice chisel work,Sheriff.

雕功真棒警长

Would you like to give it a try?

你想不想试试

No, I'm. . .

不要我.. .

I read in your file that you're trained in this stuff.我读过你的档案你受过这方面训练

Come on.No,really. . .

来吧不真的. . .

Otherwise,we gotto call the coroner.

不然我们要打电♥话♥给验尸官了He's two hours away.

他过来要两个小时

Come on.Why not?

来吧干嘛不试试

Well, laws.All the laws,but. . .

因为法律所有的法律但是. . .

Just take it.Yeah.

拿着吧好吧

Hey!Dirk!

嘿德克

We've got a dead body in a tree in here,

树里的那具尸体在这儿and they're letting us poke it.

他们还让我们凿开它

Do you wantto take a look?

你想来看看吗

This is like the most Dirk-type deal I've ever seen.这真是我见过最德克风的事情了

I think I'm okay out here for now,thank you,Todd.我在这就行了谢谢你托德

You all seem to have the tree. . .man under control,你们似乎都在控制那个树. . .人so. ..

所以.. .

Maybe he's squeamish.

也许他太神经质了

He's not.

他才不是

Oh!What made those holes?Bugs?

这些洞是怎么回事虫子吗

No.

不是

Look at the fissures around the hole.

看看洞周围的这些裂纹

It's a puncture wound.

是个穿刺伤

He was already dead

不管他是怎么when whatever put him in a tree. . .

被放到树放里面的put him there.

进去之前已经死了

This was a murder.

这是谋杀

Vogel, I appreciate you stealing this food for me,沃格尔感谢你偷了这些吃的给我but maybe let's just keep, like,a lower profile.但我们应该再低调一点

Right, "profile." I know that word.

没错"形象"我知道这个词

Just. . . less smashing.

就是别到处砸东西

And if anyone asks,

如果有人问起you can tell them that you're my,uh. . .

你就告诉他们你是我的. . .

Son!

儿子

You're older than me.

你比我老

Grandson! Boyfriend.

那就孙子男友

What!?

什么

All right,calm down,this is just rude now.够了停下你太失礼了

How did you find them?

你是怎么找到他们的

Oh,come on,finding them wasn't hard.

拜托找到他们并不难

A rash of assaults and vandalisms

两个身穿黑衣的年轻人bytwoyoungpeople clad inblack.

四处攻击破坏

They're traveling in a car with a"3"On it.

还开着一辆印有"3"的汽车

It's not exactly geometry.

轻而易举

So this has got to be Hector Cardenas then,right?这位肯定就是赫克托·卡德纳斯了对吧

Yeah,yeah,yeah.

是啊没错

I mean,both bodies are the same age,

两具尸体年龄相同only two miles apart.

距离不过两英里

Could whatever put him inside the tree

把他嵌入树里的put the car up in the other tree?

和把车弄上树的会不会同一个东西

Like some kind of tree. . .weapon?

可能是某种树.. .武器

I'm just spitballing.

随口一说

Maybe. .

也有可能itwas an accident.

是一个意外

An accident?

意外

Yeah, like. . .

没错they had some kind of argument,

他们可能吵了一架and he got angry and went. . .

丈夫一气之下inside the tree. . .

跑进树里去了and then she flew her new car off

妻子开着她的新车up into the. . .

飞到了s ky. . .

空中

What is going on with you?

你是怎么了

Nothing.Fine-ness.

没什么我很好

Okay,actually,what if itwere more of a case of. . .好吧如果这案子更有可能是. . .

Hi,Dirk.

你好德克

I'd like to report a crime.

我要报案

I want to understand, I really do,

我真的很想知道butwhy is there not like,a breakdown video,但为什么没有一个分类视频you know, just all this,

这么多的资料boom,ten minutes.

十分钟

Done.

搞定了

And it only goes back to 2005,

而且只能追溯到2005年after the first program had already been shut down.最初的项目那时候早就取消了

Where's all the other stuff,from, like,the original. . .那些最原始的资料呢. . .

Oh, it's. . . it's right here.

都在这里了

They never had them converted.

文件还没转换格式

Apparently it wasn't a priority.

很明显不是优先仸务

We have a drive to access these disks,

我们有能读这些软盘的设备

but they're encrypted.

但软盘都被加密了

We'd have to get an authorization,

我们得得到授权have a cyber guy sent over,fill out a full report. . .让程序员过来填写完整的报告.. .

Uh. . .cyber, like a. . .

程序员.. .就像computer guy?

玩电脑的

Like a tech. . .guy?

就像技术. . .员

You want me to de-encrypt

你想让我来破解a 5.25-inch floppy disk

一个2000年使用的from the year 2000?

5.25英寸软盘

Yes.

是的

Like as an in-house,

内部解决sort of hush-hush deal.

秘密行动

A"hush-hush"deal.

秘密行动

Yeah, 'cause I don'twant to ask

没错因为我不想the people above me,

向上级申请the,um,the money. . .you know,the supervisors,关系到资金那些领导

I don't want them to know

我不想让他们知道that I don't really know what I'm doing,

我也不知道在干什么的事情so I thoughtthis could be like a you-and-me thing.所以我觉得这就当做你我之间的事

Well,encryption on disks this old

这些软盘的加密方式is definitely outdated.