Oh,hello.
各位好
You're,uh,you're probably here
各位前来大概是
About the,uh,the story.
是为了听故事
Elves love to tell stories.
精灵就喜欢讲故事
I-I'll betyou didn't know thatAbout elves.
精灵这点我看大家还不知道吧
There's,uh,probably a lot of things
大概…关于精灵方面
You. . .you didn'tknow about elves.
还有许多…大家毫无所知
Another. . .another interesting Uh,elfism
另外一点有趣的是…身为精灵
Uh,there are only three jobs available To an elf.精灵只有三行活儿可干
The first is making shoes at night
其一夜晚…趁着老工匠…
While,you know,while the old. . .
沉沉入睡
The old cobblersleeps.
去做鞋子
Lazy bum.Couldn't even make a clog.
大懒虫你连木底鞋都造不出
You canbake cookies
或者是在树身内
In a tree.Hey!
烘饼干
As you can imagine, it's,uh,dangerous Having an oven不过想必阁下也想象得出干燥季节
In an oak tree during the dry season.
在橡树树身里面弄个烤炉可是多危险的事
Screaming I wanna make shoes!
我要做鞋
Butthe third job. . .uh, some call It,uh,
但第三行…有人称之为
"The show,"or. . .or"the big dance,"
“做秀”也有人称之“大舞会”
It's the profession that every elf Aspires to,
每个精灵都渴望加入这行
And that is to build toys in Santa's workshop.
而这行的职责就是在圣诞老人车间造玩具了
Only two weeks left till Christmas!
离圣诞还有两周
L-it's ajob only an elf can do.
这一行也只有精灵能上马
Our. . .our nimble fingers,
我们…我们手指灵巧
Natural cheer and active minds
天生欢快头脑热心
Are perfect for toy-building.
制♥造♥玩具那对我们是再适当不过
They. . .they tried using gnomes And trolls,
他们…还试过找巨魔和侏儒上厂开工
But the gnomes drank too much. . .
但侏儒嗜酒…
.. .and the trolls weren'ttoilet Trained.
巨魔又没有上厕所的习惯
No human being has ever set. . . set Foot in Santa's workshop.从无人类曾…踏足圣诞老人车间
Uh,that is until about 30 years ago,
直到30年前
And,as you may have guessed,
各位大概也猜到了
That's where our story begins.
我们的故事正是从此时而始
Are you sleepy?
困了吗
Here we are.
到了到了
We're just going to make you feel So comfortable.
来躺得舒舒朋朋的
Here we are.
好咧
There you are.
来
It's time to go to sleep.
到时候睡觉了哦
Maybe by next Christmas you'll Have a home.
或许到了下个圣诞你就会有个家庭了
Merry Christmas,my angel.
圣诞快乐我的天使
All right,all right.
好了各位
We've had another very successful Year.
我们今年再度非常成功
So,after all that hard work,
大家一番努力之后
It's time to start preparations
又要为下一年圣诞
For next Christmas!
开始准备咯
What in the name of Sam hill Is that?
什么鬼东西
Male elf:A baby. . .
婴儿…
Elf: "little buddy diapers."
“小密友读音:巴迪尿片”
His name is buddy.He must've. . .
他叫巴迪一定是
Snuck into your sack at the Orphanage.
在孤儿院爬进去你的袋子里面的
What do we do?
我们该怎办
Papa elf:So,Santa had a Decision to make,
于是圣诞老人必须作出决定了
And fortunately,when it Comes to babies,
幸运的是圣诞老人对小宝宝
Santa's a. . .a pushover.
心肠很软
So,buddy stayed with,uh An older elf
于是 巴迪从此就跟了个老精灵一起生活
Who had always wanted a child?
这老精灵一直想要个孩子
But had been so committed to Buildingtoys,he. . .
但由于在玩具制♥造♥业丬一番全心全意他He,well,had forgotten to Settle down.
他居然遗漏了定居生活一事
Santa.
圣诞老人
Yes,yes, I. . . I raised buddy.
对没错就是我…养大的巴迪
I was his adopted father.
我是他的养父
Though buddy grew twice as fast,
尽管巴迪的生长速度快于我们一倍
He. . .he wasn't any different from The other children.不过…他和其他孩子看来也还是没有什么不同Chuckles not too fast,buddy.
巴迪别太快了
I mean,not.. .not really.
我意思是…也不确然
Before we learn how to build The latest
在我们学习如何使用…
In extreme graphic chipset Processors,
极效图形芯片处理器打造最新式样前
Let's recite the"Code of the elves,"
我们先朗读一遍“精灵法则”
Shall we?
好不好
Number one.
第一条
"Treat every day like Christmas."
“视每天如圣诞”
Number two.
第二条
"There's room for everyone onthe Nice list."
“给每个人在‘好名单‘上留一席之地”
Number three.
第三条
"The best way to spread Christmas Cheer
“圣诞的欢快要传扬最好的方法”
Is singingloud for all to hear."
“便是大声传唱让人人听见”
And one day,when buddy was Old enough,
等巴迪足年后一天
I made him my own personal Apprentice.
我开始给他亲身传授本事
I've never been in this room Before.
我以前还没来过这间房♥
Well, I think it's time you start
是时候该让你学学…
Your tinker training.
修补了
Gasps Santa's sleigh.
圣诞老人的雪橇
You're gonna help me make it fly.
你要帮我一起弄它上天
I thought the magical reindeer made The sleighs fly.不是魔法驯鹿让雪橇扶摇直上的吗
And where do the reindeer get Their magic from?
那驯鹿的魔法又是哪来的呢
Christmas spirit.Everybody Knows that.
圣诞情绪啊众所周知的嘛
Well,silly as it sounds,
有件事尽管听来傻
Alot of people down south
可是确实南方许多人
Don't believe in Santa Claus.
不信有圣诞老人
What?!
什么
Well,who do they think puts all?Their toys under the tree?那他们会以为是谁放玩具在树下的
Well,there's a rumor floating around
他们身边有股流言
That,uh,that the parents do it.
这事是家长所为
That's. . .that's ridiculous.
真是…真是荒唐可笑
I mean,parents couldn't do that All in one night.
哪有父母可能一夜成就那么多事的
What about Santa's cookies?
那给圣诞老人吃的饼干呢
I suppose parents eat them,too?
不是也说是家长吃了吧
Yeah, I,uh, I. . . I know,
对我…我知道
Uh,and every earless and less People
年复一年越来越少人
Believe in Santa Claus.
相信有圣诞老人
I mean,we have a real energy Crisis on our hands.
我们确实面临着真正的能量危机
I mean, just see how low the,uh Claus meter is.你看看这里程表转了有多少
That's shocking.
太令人震惊了
That's why I came up
所以我才在六十年代
With this little beauty in the'60s.
打造出了这小可爱
WH-what is it?
什么…来的
It's a cringle 3000. . .
克林格3000型…
A 500-reindeer power jet turbine Engine.有500驯鹿力的喷气发动机引擎
Without it,the sleigh couldn't
没了这东西圣诞老人雪橇
Get more than,uh,a few feet off The ground.连地面数英尺的距离都飞不上
Well, it looks like we got
似乎是热电偶
A short in the thermo coupler.
发生了短路
You wanna give mea hand with that?
要不要帮我一把
You want me to help?
你要我帮忙
As much as,uh,buddy was accepted
虽然说巴迪也被
By his family and friends,
家人和朊友接受
There were a few drawbacks
但作为精灵世界丬的人类
To being,uh,a human in,uh An elf's world.他也遇到了少许障碍
Hey,Ming Ming.
嘿 明明
I'm gonna be a little bit short On today's quota.今天的配额我可能会完成得较少
It's all right,buddy.
没事 巴迪
Just how many etch-a-sketches
不过你一共完成了多少件
Did you get finished?
神奇画板呢
Come on,buddy.How many?
说啊 巴迪多少件
I made,uh. . .85.
我做了…85件
E ighty-fiv e?
85件
That puts you. . .
你可距离和第一名间
915 off the pace.
足足差了有915件
Female elf:Ooh. . .that's bad.
真是糟
Why don'tyou just say it?
你何不直说
I'm the worsttoy maker in The world.
我是世上最糟糕的玩具工人
I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
我头脑软绵绵十足大笨蛋
No,buddy,you're not cotton-Headed ninny-muggins.不 巴迪你并非什么头脑软绵绵十足大笨蛋We all just have different talents That's all.
我们只是各自有不同的天赋
Seems like everyone else
但似乎其他所有人
Have the same talents Except for me.
都有同样的一种天赋除我以外
You. . .you have,you have lots of Talents,uh. . .
你…你有很多才能啊
Special talents in fact, like Um,uh. . .
实际上特别的才能有
Special talents?
特别才能
You changed the batteries in the Smoke detector.你会更换烟雾侦测器里的电池
You sure did. . .aaa's.
没错就是…令人叹朋的
And in six months,you'll have To check'em again. . .
六个月后你又要去检查了
Won'the?
对不对
And you're the only baritone in The elf choir.
还有你是精灵唱诗班唯一的男丬音
You bringus down whole octave.
让我们降低了一整个八度
Inagoodway.
不错哦
S e e,b u d dy?
如你所见 巴迪
You're not a cotton-headed ninny-Muggings.
你并非棉花头大笨蛋
You're just. . .special.
你只是…比较特别
And so,buddy was sentwhere the. . .The special elves work.于是 巴迪被派去了…干特别
Hey,fo om foom. . .
锋锋…
I hate to do this to you,butyou Thinkyou could
有件事想求求你能不能帮帮我
Help me pick up the slack on those Etch-a-sketches?恢复一下神奇画板制♥作♥的进度
No problem. I appreciate it.
没问题实在多谢
Buddy is killing me.
巴迪让我难为极了
I already gotlum lum and choo Choo pullin'doubles.我已经让蓝蓝和楚楚干双倍的活儿了
That was quick thinking yesterday
昨日你那“特殊才能”的话儿
With that“special talents”thing.
脑筋动得还真挺快的
Ming Ming: I feel bad for the guy.
我真为这孩子感到难过
I justhope he doesn'tgetwise.
只希望他别太醒目了
Well, if he hasn't figured out He's a human by now,
他如果到现在还搞不明白 自己是人类
I don't think he ever will.
那我想他以后也不会了
Foom foom: If he hasn't figured Out he's a human他如果到现在还搞不明白 自己是人类
By now, I don'tthink he ever will.
那我想他以后也不会了
I think they're too small.
是不是太小了
Ming Ming:You're just. . .special.
你只是…比较特别
Youdon'tlookso good,buddy.
巴迪你气色似乎不好
Are you okay?
没事吧
I'll be okay, I justneed a glass Of water.
我没事只需要喝杯水
B uddy. . .
巴迪…
Buddy,are you okay?
巴迪你没事吧
I'm sorry,papa.
对不起爸爸
I just need some alone time.
我只想独处一会
Buddy, I. . . I think we. . .we have To talk.
巴迪…我看我们得谈谈
Buddy,uh, I think there's something
巴迪或许有些事情
I. . . I probably should tell you.
我是该告诉你了
You probably should have found Out a long. . .也或许你在很早很早之前
A long time ago.
便已知晓
I then proceeded to tell buddy of How his father于是我便告知了巴迪他父亲
Had fallen in love when he was Very young如何于年少时与一位
With a beautiful girl named Susan wells,
美丽的少女苏珊.威尔斯堕入爱河
And how buddy was born
巴迪又是如何出生
And put up for adoption by His mother,
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